its not stalking. its research.
Just cropdusted the office
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
where are my pants?
in the oven.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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