So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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