Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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