So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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