his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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