There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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