But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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