I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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