hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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