Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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