sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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