how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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