I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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