but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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