the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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