Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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