So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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