I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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