Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
