she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Couch. On fire.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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