Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
im holly from the hills drunk
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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