my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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