I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Found the puke drawer
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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