i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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