and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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