Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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