All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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