now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Success! We fucked roommates!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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