Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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