I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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