it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize