Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
