I want to stick my p in your. b.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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