You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
