Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
