My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Randomize