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(407): View more from Florida

I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms

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(510): View more from California

I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series

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(407): View more from Florida

He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards

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(304): View more from West Virginia

all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over

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(636): View more from Missouri

I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour

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(201): View more from New Jersey

My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.

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(210): View more from Texas

His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.

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