Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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