I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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