Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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