and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
