I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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