I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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