Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
and you fell through a lawn chair
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