I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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