ugly people sure do ruin things
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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