Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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