i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
birth control should be required to get into college
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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