I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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