Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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