They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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