sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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