I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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