The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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