I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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