...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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