So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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