i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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